The Christmas Leprechaun

Santa was no where to be found, but Jenny Hicks found this little figure in a park in Broken Hill.

Yes ... you're right - it is the incredible shrinking Terry Hicks (another photo below)
A brace of magicians has been summoned to see what can be done, but I fear there is NO HOPE!

... and look, you can't keep the little buggers, sorry, beggars off the damn seat!